So I’m hunting around for local venues for my new live experimental lounge electronica act today, and I stumble upon The Red Room at Grill’s ‘Booking Manifesto’
There are so many full-of-win things about this manifesto that you should read the whole thing, but seeing as it’s on MySpace and my readers don’t like having their eyes gouged out by tiny sans-serif and the silhouettes of a thousand dancing mortgage brokers, here’s my favorite bit:
There are many fine venues that book great indie rock in town. This means that we don’t have to, and we generally don’t. I would define indie rock as saying that you probably have a very jacked-up MySpace with a huge splash screen with professionally rendered CSS frippery and a million slick-looking pics and videos all over it, and that your albums “drop” instead of get released, and you have a “street team in my market area” and that you are “rising” or “upcoming” and that you have a “strong buzz.” We already have a strong buzz, which comes from beer. We love you, but it’s not what we do here.
I want to play this venue. I do.

